La Couille Gauche de Napoleon
In the year 1821, on the Isle of St. Helene in the Atlantic Ocean, one Dr. Francesco Antommarchi is said to have snipped the contained appendage from the still-warm corpse of the former Emperor of France.
This treasure was recently discovered among the doctor’s belongings by a distant cousin in Corsica and offered up for sale on the international market.
The Museum of Un-Natural History has acquired said artifact for possible purchase depending on the results of carbon testing and DNA analysis. It is soon to be on special display.